{"product_id":"sharpsneak-unisex-hoodie","title":"Sharpsneak Hoodie","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSHARPSNEAK\u003c\/strong\u003e — the meerkat who saw too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eHe doesn't talk about what he did in the desert. He just shows up where he's needed, AK in hand, wearing the kind of look that tells you not to ask questions. The hoodie is for the long nights when he's still up watching the perimeter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eWild Syndicate. Rule #1: don't underestimate the small ones.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe specs:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul class=\"[li_\u0026amp;]:mb-0 [li_\u0026amp;]:mt-1 [li_\u0026amp;]:gap-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ul]:pb-1 [\u0026amp;:not(:last-child)_ol]:pb-1 list-disc flex flex-col gap-1 pl-8 mb-3\"\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003e50% pre-shrunk cotton \/ 50% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eSoft fleece interior\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDouble-lined hood with matching drawcord\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eEmbroidered Narco Attorney crest on the right cuff\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eFront pouch pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"whitespace-normal break-words pl-2\"\u003eDurable air-jet spun yarn\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't overthink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"imperial\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e34\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-unit-system=\"metric\" class=\"table-responsive dynamic\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (cm)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e68.6\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e50.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e55.9\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e73.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e61\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e66\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e78.7\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e71.1\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e76.2\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e4XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e83.8\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e81.3\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e5XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e86.4\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Narco Attorney ","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":43125127184502,"sku":"6121595_5530","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":43125127217270,"sku":"6121595_5531","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":43125127250038,"sku":"6121595_5532","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":43125127282806,"sku":"6121595_5533","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":43125127315574,"sku":"6121595_5534","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":43125127348342,"sku":"6121595_5535","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":43125127381110,"sku":"6121595_5536","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":43125127413878,"sku":"6121595_5537","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":43125127446646,"sku":"6121595_12989","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":43125127479414,"sku":"6121595_12990","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":43125127512182,"sku":"6121595_12991","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":43125127544950,"sku":"6121595_12992","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":43125127577718,"sku":"6121595_12993","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":43125127610486,"sku":"6121595_12994","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 4XL","offer_id":43125127643254,"sku":"6121595_12995","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 5XL","offer_id":43125127676022,"sku":"6121595_12996","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":43125127708790,"sku":"6121595_12997","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":43125127741558,"sku":"6121595_12998","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":43125127774326,"sku":"6121595_12999","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":43125127807094,"sku":"6121595_13000","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":43125127839862,"sku":"6121595_13001","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":43125127872630,"sku":"6121595_13002","price":64.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0610\/8105\/9446\/files\/unisex-heavy-blend-hoodie-military-green-front-69a8cf21743b2.jpg?v=1772670769","url":"https:\/\/narcoattorney.myshopify.com\/products\/sharpsneak-unisex-hoodie","provider":"Narco Attorney ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}