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LEGAL NOTICE
Last updated: July 8, 2026
Business Information
This website is operated by Narco Attorney LLC, which operates the Narco Attorney consumer merchandise and media brand.
Contact: support@narcoattorneymedia.com. Mailing address: 506 North Armenia Avenue, Tampa, FL 33609, United States.
No Legal Advice; No Attorney-Client Relationship
Narco Attorney LLC is a consumer merchandise and media company. It is not a law firm, and nothing on this website, in our product descriptions, in our social media content, in our email communications, on our YouTube channel, or in any other associated media constitutes legal advice.
No attorney-client relationship is formed — express or implied — by any of the following:
- Visiting this website or browsing our products
- Purchasing or wearing our merchandise
- Subscribing to our email list
- Watching, liking, commenting on, or sharing our video or social media content
- Sending a message to our customer support channels
- Any other interaction with the Narco Attorney brand
If you are seeking legal advice or representation, you must retain a licensed attorney in your jurisdiction through a formal engagement. Do not send case details, evidence, or confidential information through this website or any Narco Attorney support channel. Unsolicited information sent to us will not be treated as confidential and will not create an attorney-client relationship.
Attorney Identity
The individual associated with the Narco Attorney brand is a licensed attorney in her individual professional capacity, which is separate and distinct from this merchandise and media brand. Her legal practice operates through a separate law firm with its own engagement terms, fee agreements, and professional obligations. The existence of the Narco Attorney brand does not extend, modify, or create any attorney-client relationship arising from that separate legal practice.
Content Disclaimer
Content published under the Narco Attorney brand — including but not limited to product names, design slogans, video content, written posts, and merchandise themes — is intended as commentary, satire, cultural observation, and creative expression. It is not a statement of legal fact, a description of actual cases, or advice applicable to any specific legal situation. References to legal concepts, criminal procedure, law enforcement, or defense strategy are for entertainment and cultural commentary purposes only.
Intellectual Property
NARCO ATTORNEY is a trademark owned by Rebecca Castaneda (USPTO Serial No. 97202148, filed in International Classes 025 and 041). All designs, graphics, logos, slogans, product names, written content, video content, and trademarks associated with the Narco Attorney brand — including the NARCO ATTORNEY name and mark — are the exclusive property of Rebecca Castaneda and are protected under applicable federal trademark, common-law trademark, copyright, and intellectual property laws. These marks are used by Narco Attorney LLC under license from Rebecca Castaneda.
Unauthorized use, reproduction, distribution, modification, imitation, or commercial exploitation of the NARCO ATTORNEY name, mark, or brand assets is strictly prohibited and will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law. This includes, without limitation, the use of the NARCO ATTORNEY name or mark in competing merchandise, social media handles, domain names, business names, or any other commercial or quasi-commercial context likely to cause consumer confusion or dilute the mark.
Inquiries regarding licensing or permitted use should be directed to support@narcoattorneymedia.com.
Third Parties
Our website may reference, link to, or embed content from third parties. We are not responsible for the content, accuracy, privacy practices, or legal compliance of any third-party website, service, or platform.
Jurisdiction
This website and its content are operated from and directed to customers within the United States. We make no representation that the content is appropriate or available for use in other locations.
Governing Law
This Legal Notice and all related disclaimers are governed by the laws of the State of Florida, without regard to conflict-of-law principles. Any dispute arising from or related to this Legal Notice is subject to the dispute resolution provisions set forth in our Terms of Service.
Questions
For questions about this Legal Notice, contact support@narcoattorneymedia.com.