Fowl Play Hoodie

FOWL PLAY — turkey on a budget. Big problem regardless.

He couldn't afford a gun, so he made do. The slingshot's been upgraded three times. The bandana's tactical, not aesthetic. Runs the kind of operation where you don't see him coming because nobody takes a turkey seriously. That's the point. The hoodie's what he wears when November rolls around — when the hunters come out, and so does he.

Wild Syndicate. Rule #12: improvise. adapt. survive the holiday.

The specs:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton / 50% polyester
• Soft fleece interior
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Embroidered Narco Attorney crest on the right cuff
• Front pouch pocket
• Durable air-jet spun yarn

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't overthink it.

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