Fowl Play Tee

FOWL PLAY — turkey on a budget. Big problem regardless.

He couldn't afford a gun, so he made do. The slingshot's been upgraded three times. The bandana's tactical, not aesthetic. Runs the kind of operation where you don't see him coming because nobody takes a turkey seriously. That's the point.

Wild Syndicate. Rule #12: improvise. adapt. survive the holiday.

The specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Pre-shrunk
• Lightweight, soft hand
• Side-seamed construction

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't overthink it.