Tankadillo Hoodie

TANKADILLO — built from the ground up, literally.

Most armadillos roll into a ball when threatened. This one bolted on tracks and a flamethrower. Don't ask where he got the tank. Don't ask where he's going. Just move.

Wild Syndicate. Rule #7: don't be light. Be impossible.

The specs:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• 8 oz heavyweight blend
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Embroidered Narco Attorney crest on the right cuff
• Front kangaroo pocket
• Ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Soft fleece interior

Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Don't overthink it.